Wednesday, October 24, 2007

the bean is weird.

so, remember my makeup post from a few weeks back? yeah, it's so totally a big fat lie now. i'm finding that i'm damn lucky these days if i can get a shower and slap some moisturizer and mascara on my face. so much for the oh-so-fabulous laura mercier flawless face.

however, i stumbled upon an easy way to make sure that my hair, at least, looks halfway decent. i thought i had the bean down for a nap this afternoon and snuck into the shower to feel like a human being again. but, of course, i wasn't 30 seconds into my routine when i could hear her screaming her head off - not exactly the best way to enjoy a relaxing hot shower.

i rushed through the rest of what needed to be done and jumped out, dripping all over the floor, and stuck a pacifier in her mouth. this was effective for exactly 22.5 seconds - enough time to towel off and get partially dressed. and then, because i can't bear to walk out of the house with wet hair, i turned on the hair dryer.

and immediately, she stopped wailing, gave a big sigh, and closed her eyes.

maybe this is my excuse to get the hub to let me buy that fabulous new hair dryer i've been eyeing. ya think?

6 comments:

  1. See, she can't relax until Mama Bean has beautified! :)

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  2. sounds good to me! :)

    you didn't lie. the bean just shook things up a bit is all.

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  3. She's a diva in training already!

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  4. too funny! and hey, sounds like you're going to have the nicest "new mom" hair ever courtesy of the little bean ;)

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  5. Hmph, I thought the bean could cry even harder because of the noise coming from the hair dryer.

    But what do I know about babies :)

    Yay for the bean!

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  6. So she likes it when its noisy? Hmm...how did you work that one out?

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