the bean's birthday party is this weekend.
i'm planning on making cute candy centerpieces similar to this:
pink and green are the colors of choice. so i've got gobs of pink and green paper plates, plastic cutlery, napkins, cups, blah, blah, blah. and a few weeks ago, i found these lollipops that would be absolutely PERFECT as the focal point in those centerpieces.
totally perfect, right? and even better - candy warehouse, where i found them online, is located not far from home. i could totally pick them up and save on shipping. bonus!
and then i called this morning to place the order. as i was talking to the girl, i pulled up the item on their site, and...
THEY'RE FUCKING SOLD OUT.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. i am so unbelievably irritated and pissed off at myself for not being proactive (a word i HATE) and ordered them when i originally found the damn things. i should've learned long ago that my typical procrastinating ways DON'T PAY OFF!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. oh, and FUCK!!!
i can't figure out who the manufacturer of these things are, so i can't go direct. and the only other place i can find them is on the east coast. and as much as i want them, i don't think i can squeeze out the zillion dollars it's bound to cost to have them overnighted, or even 2-day shipped.
on top of all this, my fabulous flat iron won't turn on and my hair looks like complete ass if i don't flatiron it.
sonofamotherfuckingasswhoreshittybitch!! i want to throw things.
note: i'm fully aware that i could get the regular, rainbow-colored lollipops. but i. want. those. I. WANT. THE. PINK. AND. GREEN. ONES. DAMMIT!
[deep breath] wooo-saaaaah. wooo-saaaaaaaah (i just saw "bad boys II" again this weekend).
it's not working. i'm still angry. gymboree is gonna be hella fun today.