you know, i'm always excited to say
"hey yo, guess what? today's my birthday!"
it's totally my most favorite time of year,
and i'm super stoked that it's finally here.
getting old ain't as bad as you might think
and hey, i get to have a free starbucks drink!
it may be hotter than the ninth circle of hell,
but it is what it is. i mean...oh, well.
what else can i do? it's a day all for me,
i'm gonna make the most of it, you'll see.
so off to the happiest place on earth i'll go
and i know you're sitting there in shock. like, whoa!
yeah, i'll be sweating my ass off like mad
but it'll still be disneyland, and that's totally rad.
i'm so excited, i think i might pee
'cuz it ain't all that bad to be turning 43!