and she won't shit for nobody but me
she's such a shitmachine
a huggin' kissin' fiend
la, la la la la, la la la la, la la
doo doo doo (haha! doo doo)
seriously, how on earth can such a little person poop SO DAMN MUCH? geez. and such a cute little shit, too.
that's the saddest little face i've ever seen!
(and is that song stuck in your head now?)
so okay, the love affair with DD may have come to a grinding halt. i made dinner last night out of the book - chicken nuggets (which actually went over very well), ranch dressing (this stuff tasted like ASS), macaroni & cheese (almost as well, but the veggie puree in it did throw the taste off just a little), and blueberry cheesecake muffins.
dudes, the muffins were GREEN. they incorporated spinach puree, and there was no way to hide that shit from the kid, who knew they were supposed to be blueberry.
kid: "okay, mom, whoa. why is the batter that color?"
me: "ummmmm. uhhhhhh - there's [runs hand over mouth] spinach in it."
kid: "EWWWWWWWWW! i'm not eating that!"
i had a little chunk of the finished product and tasted nothing but blueberry, i swear. i told the kid as much, but she stood strong. damn.
the hub ate two. he said they were good. so there :P
but tonight, i'm going back to the myrecipes.com ideas i'd printed out on sunday. and if i can figure out a way to sneak some puree in it, so be it.