Tuesday, September 23, 2008

ohemgee. so. extremely. bitter.

the bean's birthday party is this weekend.

i'm planning on making cute candy centerpieces similar to this:


pink and green are the colors of choice. so i've got gobs of pink and green paper plates, plastic cutlery, napkins, cups, blah, blah, blah. and a few weeks ago, i found these lollipops that would be absolutely PERFECT as the focal point in those centerpieces.


totally perfect, right? and even better - candy warehouse, where i found them online, is located not far from home. i could totally pick them up and save on shipping. bonus!

and then i called this morning to place the order. as i was talking to the girl, i pulled up the item on their site, and...

THEY'RE FUCKING SOLD OUT.


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. i am so unbelievably irritated and pissed off at myself for not being proactive (a word i HATE) and ordered them when i originally found the damn things. i should've learned long ago that my typical procrastinating ways DON'T PAY OFF!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. oh, and FUCK!!!

i can't figure out who the manufacturer of these things are, so i can't go direct. and the only other place i can find them is on the east coast. and as much as i want them, i don't think i can squeeze out the zillion dollars it's bound to cost to have them overnighted, or even 2-day shipped.

on top of all this, my fabulous flat iron won't turn on and my hair looks like complete ass if i don't flatiron it.

sonofamotherfuckingasswhoreshittybitch!! i want to throw things.

note: i'm fully aware that i could get the regular, rainbow-colored lollipops. but i. want. those. I. WANT. THE. PINK. AND. GREEN. ONES. DAMMIT!

[deep breath] wooo-saaaaah. wooo-saaaaaaaah (i just saw "bad boys II" again this weekend).

it's not working. i'm still angry. gymboree is gonna be hella fun today.

16 comments:

  1. Sorry about the lollipops - hope you find a replacement!

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  2. I will whisper something in your ear for you to keep in mind:

    She's one and won't remember, and your guests won't care one way or another about lollipop centerpieces.

    ;)

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  3. Maybe if you go visit the candy store they'll have something similar? I hope you find what you want!

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  4. I'm sure whatever replacement you have found will be just as fabulous.

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  5. have you tried Rocky Mountain Chocolate?

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  6. uh oh, step away from the ledge.

    and I agree with the monkey - no one will care! but I know that doesn't make you feel better.

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  7. It will be fantastic no matter what. Rainbow's got pink and green too, right?

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  8. I want your life if this is the big issue for the day. Seriously.

    LMAO WeeMo.

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  9. Sorry folks, I totally understand why you care so much, cuz I would too :) How about getting some pink lollipops and some green lollipops, and put them in the same pot?

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  10. i'm glad you found a cute replacement. :)

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  11. Hi try Garvey Candy in Pico Rivera - Candy Warehouse buys all thier candy from them and they are much cheaper garveycandy.com

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  12. Oops, I didn't realize buying all those pink and green lollipops online last week would cause such a stir... ;)

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  13. Okay I'm a terrible friend and still have that Rolling Stone in my "to mail" pile. However, I'm going to make up for it by sending along those containers the lollypops are in - I have 5 of them. I promise to send them out next week, as soon as we get home.

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  14. dahahahahahaha. that is all.

    yes, still love even as i am laughing at/with you. and also because we know how i get with colors and events.

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  15. My equally crazy ass understand exactly what you are saying. You know I would hunt down those lollipops for you if I could!

    WeeMo is right in a practical sense. No one will know that there was an option and they'll think it's fabulous. Well, almost no one there will know. ;)

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